When are they going to make widely-available, free, reliable porn for cell phones?

Technology, in my lifetime, has advanced at what I would deem an exceptional rate. The widespread availability of PCs, PDAs, cellular phones, and other devices has had a profound impact on society. These gadgets have revolutionized the way that we stay organized, access information, and entertain ourselves. I had the particular good fortune to come of age at the time when the internet gained universal acceptance and became a common household utility. This allowed me the opportunity, at an early age, to familiarize myself with the internet's vast array of offerings. Of course, I am talking about porn.

I feel an amazing debt of gratitude both to those men and women who pioneered the development of the internet and to those blessed souls who filled it with porn. In addition to feeding my insatiable adolescent desire for masturbatory material, these great men and women provided me, and innumerable others, the opportunity to explore my tastes and boundaries in the safety and security of my own home.

For all of the developments in the internet (and their direct impact on the world of porn), I am still dismayed by what I perceive as a significant lag in the porn-technology sector. The lack of widely-available, free porn on most cell phones is a travesty. Why should I be tied to my laptop to access porn when I can get Facebook, email, ESPN.com, and the three other non-pornographic websites I visit regularly all on my phone? If my phone can stream mobile YouTube videos, why can't I stream standard porn websites? All that I know for certain is that I have long trusted pornographers to utilize every advance in technology to bring their art to the masses. I know there is advertising potential in free, mobile porn, so I don't know why it isn't more widely accessible.

I know that it must be on the brink. I'm sure there are a few breakthrough entrepreneurs bringing this service to valued customers out there, somewhere. If you know of any, and would like to help a guy out, send me an email. Until then, I'll be waiting on bated breath for the day I can wake up in the middle of the night with a boner, feel the desire to beat off, and need only to flip open my phone to get the job done.