Tranny Porn

Many times, when guys are discussing porn, the subject of tranny porn is breached. Now, most people are uncomfortable discussing their views on transsexual porn, and because of this, the most common response to the subject is absolute disgust. At least on the surface.

Most heterosexual guys are closely guarded when it comes to the fact that everyone, on some level, is at least a little, tiny bit gay. In the wake of this, transsexual porn is quickly derided, likely even by the men that watch it, as "something for faggots." Now, as Dan Savage, and research, would tell us, the majority of viewers of tranny porn are straight males. Gay men, generally, do NOT find it appealing as masturbatory material.

So, I wonder, what is with the stigma attached to this type of porn? I can see that some people may find it unnatural, and I completely understand if this is their reason for not watching. I am not here today to advocate the mass-viewing of tranny porn (nor am I decrying it). What I am here to do is to prove that it does not have to be considered gay.

Consider the following, if you will: The "gayness" of a porn is directly related to the ratio of dicks to tits.

This means that any porn containing only men has an infinite ratio of dicks-to-tits, and therefore, is absolutely gay. The addition of extra men only serves to amplify an already infinite ratio of dicks-to-tits (any number X : zero), and therefore absolute gayness.

Presumably, the majority of porn watched worldwide involves one man fucking one woman. The dick-to-tits ratio in this standard porn convention is 1:2. A video of one man fucking two women has a 1:4 ratio of dick-to-tits. In the reverse threesome scenario, guy-guy-girl, the ratio is an even 1:1--two dicks vs. two tits.

By this rationale, we can up the number of dicks in our porn (to increase the percentage of holes penetrated) without throwing off the balance of dicks-to-tits by adding shemales to the mix. A porn with one tranny and one female results in a 1:4 dick-to-tits ratio. Two trannies and a female: 2:6 or 1:3. You can play around with the hundreds/thousands of additional combinations of men, women, and trannies.

My contention, to state it clearly now in light of the dick-to-tits-ratio evidence, is that most combinations of pornstars in which men are replaced by transsexuals result in a decrease in gayness, without sacrificing penetration, and not vice-versa.